Paris Hilton is all lady

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Paris Hilton

If these pictures of Paris Hilton flashing her underwear on Wednesday weren’t proof enough of her innate class and charm, then check out this story from Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

God I hope they properly disposed of these bikinis after Paris left. Who knows what strange combination of diseases lurks down there. I imagine it’s some sorta weird mix of bird flu, SARS, herpes, and genital warts–with just a dash of syphilis thrown in for the burn. Bring to a boil and then reduce heat, simmering for 45 minutes. Serves 4 … dudes … at the same time.

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